Hallo. I’d like to thank you for your time
I won’t waste yours; I hope you won’t waste mine
I’ve just one question for this interview:
Why should I agree to work with you?
There are one or two issues, I’m afraid
Business decisions you have made
Which seem to lack integrity or trust
I wouldn’t raise them. But I feel I must
And did I mention your intelligence?
I would require some evidence
That a flicker of it actually exists
Perhaps there’s an element I’ve missed
But I see nothing in you, regretfully
Which makes me wish to join your company
Unless you can convince me otherwise
Without deploying fantasy and lies
Nothing to say? Ah well, I wish you luck
You’re going to need it. Now. Off you fuck.